Pradip Machhi

Funny Whatsapp Status





If I can look beautiful in my adhaar card,I bet I am handsome

My study schedule : Study-10 min Rest- 1 Hr

Reason why i change my status every day is my GF wants me to do that.

To save water , I drink V0dka

Marriage is subject to market risk.

Mahh phone,mahh status.LOL.

Drink till you become the greatest philosopher of your own world!

Its always fun to look back 5 years old photo of ourselves 
 
I didn’t fall,It was just that the floor needed some cleaning.

Which exercise machine do i need to impress girl? Trainer said ATM.

My humor is beyond your understanding. Isn’t that funny

If brain is powerful why don’t everyone use it.

Most of the fruits I know now are just because of the shampoo i use.

I shampoo can be rich looking why can’t we.

With great girlfriend comes great expenses.

Engineers and pressure cooker are similar- Both can handle pressure very well.

Please be patient because toilet can handle only 1 a$$ hole at a time.

If silence is golden,animals are gold mines.

Your serious talks also makes me laugh.

Haste Raho-Hasate Raho-Khush Raho.

Behind every great man, there is expensive woman.

Can’t you be little loud,I can’t feel your energy.

 I think I over-estimated the muscles of your brain.

I have had a great day,but that ain’t today

A man is as young as woman he falls for.

Why God?Why don’t beautiful girls don’t have brain!

His I.Q. is so low you don’t need 2 hands to count it.

Problem is the only thing which need not be sought after.

They  thought I wanted a Job, but I just wanted a pay checks..

Women can debate on any topic,EXCEPT GK

Can I click your photo, I love capturing natural disasters.

Many times a man makes mistake of marrying whole girl when he loves her dimples.

You can never convince a women who gives you s3-x

I asked God for a money, he didn’t give. So I stole money and asked for forgiveness.

Dear auto-correct, Please stop changing my harsh words into nice 1’s.

You marry so that you can know each other and the process lasts for infinity.

Staying in contact with your Ex is just like making an regular phone call to your teacher.

Its always that the junior and senior batches have nice girls.

I can explain it to you but I’m afraid your skull might blast.

I’m the boss and so is my wife.LOL

I have enough money to survive whole life, unless the keys of locker are with my wife.

If people are talking behind your back, just FART

I am experiencing life @ of 30 WTF’s every day

The swimming pool is a best and  safe place to fart.

Good girls are actually bad girls who never get caught.

Sarcasm is one of the service offer.

Psychiatrist told me that I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion, you’re ugly too he said.

If you’re talking behind my back, just kiss my a$$!

Whenever I think of quitting smoking, I need a cigar to think.


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